Top 45 Awesome Mean Girls Quotes Also Old Bad Girls Sayings

Below you will find Mean Girls Quotes our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bad girls quotes, bad girls sayings, and bad girls proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.Looking for the best Mean Girls quotes? We’ve compiled a list of top 45 funny quotes and famous sayings.

Best Mean Girls Quotes

  • She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Mean Girls Quotes
  • I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.
  • Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
  • Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
  • And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
  • (On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!
  • In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.
Mean Girls Quotes
  • Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
  • Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.
  • Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.
  • At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.
  • Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
  • Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
  • Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
  • In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.
  • Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
  • It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.
  • I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
  • I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
  • If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.
  • Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
  • There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.
Mean Girls Quotes
  • Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
  • This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.
  • I don’t look at her like she’s a bad girl. She just misunderstood sometime, she’s a little troubled, she’s a little dysfunctional. She’s a survivor.
  • I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
  • You don’t have to listen to those mean girls. They’re just there to make you upset and feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don’t wanna admit it to anybody.
  • I’m half good and I’m half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of…here.
  • You’re a bad girl, trying to force me over the edge But you don’t have to. I’m already there. I’m already lost in you.
Mean Girls Quotes
  • Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like my king. Treat me like a game. And I’ll show you how it’s played.
  • I want a girl with extensions in her hair, Bamboo earrings, at least two pair, A Fendi bag and a bad attitude, That’s all I need to get me in a good mood.
  • You say that I have a bad attitude. Guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions. Change your actions and I will change my attitude.
  • I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.
  • I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.
  • Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
  • Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!
  • I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.
  • I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!
Mean Girls Quotes
  • Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
  • Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.
  • I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!
  • I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.
  • Mrs. George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina? Regina: Please stop talking.
  • Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
  • Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

 

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