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Funny Nigger Jokes

  • Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms? – Because everyone has something good within them.
  • What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
  • What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
  • What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
  • What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
  • What’s the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
  • A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
    The spic, the nigger never makes it because he’s stopped by the rope.
  • People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
  • A nigger walks into the employment agency.
    – I’m looking for work, can you help me?
    – Yes, what would you say if I proposed doctor, accountant or lawyer?…
    – You are not taking me seriously!
    – No, but you are the one who started!

Nigger Mexican Jokes

  • Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, “Okay, all the blacks jump off.” Still no one jumps. So they say, “All of the colored people jump off.” Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, “Daddy, aren’t we all three of those?” And the dad says, “Nope, today we’re NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS.”
  • Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
    So mexicans can window shop.
  • A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who’s driving?
    A cop!
  • A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
    The spic, the nigger never makes it because he’s stopped by the rope.
  • A Nigger runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, Doctor I can’t stop running around!” The doctor says, “Okay, take this tablet.” The Nigger slows down and stops. He said, “WOW! It really worked! I’ve tried everything! What was it?” The doctor says, “It’s Persil – Stops colours running.” -Lee
  • Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please”
    The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”

Good Nigger Jokes

  • What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
    – It is a disaster if a ship with niggers sink.
    – It is a catastrophe if they have learned how to swim.
  • In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.
    The other 14% said they haven’t yet served any time in prison.
  • Nigger was walking down the street and sees a lamp. He says to himself: “Lawds if ize rubs dis here lamp three times ize gets me three wishes.”
    So the genie comes and says, “Ok boy, you got three wishes, what will they be?”
    So the nigger says, “I wanna be white, uptight and outta site!”
    So the genie turned him into a tampon.
  • A nigger walks into the doctor’s waiting room with a frog on its head.
    After a while, it’s the niggers turn and he walks into the doctor’s office.
    The doctor says, “what seems to be the problem?”
    Then the frog says, “Well, it actually started with this pimple on my ass..”
  • A truck full of chicken eggs is driving down a dirt road when two niggers with bikes ask the driver for a ride. The driver says, “I don’t have room unless you want to ride in the back with the eggs.” The niggers don’t mind and hop on. About a mile down the road a cop pulls the truck over and he looks in the back. The cop runs to his car, gets on the radio and says, “I need back up, I just pulled over a truck full of nigger eggs. Two of them have hatched, and they already have stolen bikes.
  • Name five things a nigger does not have in common with E.T!
    – E.T. was better looking, he had his own bicycle, he came alone, he learned the language and he really wanted to go back home again!!!
  • Bush and nigger Obama were flying over the bayous of Louisiana. Down in the water, a white guy was pulling a nigger on ski’s behind his boat.
    Obama said, “Wow, it’s amazing how well white people and black people get along. It really goes to show how far America has come.”
    Bush replied, “Apparently you have never been alligator hunting before.”
  • A man seeking to join a West Texas Sheriff’s Department is being
    Interviewed.
    The Deputy doing the interview says, “your qualifications all look good, but
    There is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
    Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, “take this pistol and go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit. ”
    “Why the rabbit?”
    “Great attitude,” says the Sergeant, “When can you start?”

Porch Monkey Jokes

  • Why do porch monkeys drive with their windows up?
    They think the smell is coming from outside.
  • What’s the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
    The length of the chain.
  • Why was white chocolate invented?
    – So that the niggers shall not bite themselves in their own fingers when they eat chocolate.
  • Why don’t niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
    KFC isn’t open on holidays.
  • Most of you are well aware that NASA sent several chimps into orbit before they risked a human. But did you know that NASA actually sent a nigger into orbit with a chimpanzee once? Of course, NASA will deny it – and for good reason because here is what happened.

Shorts Nigger Jokes

  • Why is the Koran so thick?
    – It is meant to contain all the information about subsidies.
  • Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please”
    The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”
  • Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
    – Because everyone has something good within them.
  • How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
    If you can’t fit your finger between his neck and the noose.
  • Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
    They think the smell is coming from outside.
  • Why don’t you run over a nigger on a bike?
    Its probably your bike.
  • Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
    The future looks pretty good!
  • What’s the difference between the holy grail and a nigger’s daddy?
    You may find the grail.
  • What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
    A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
  • What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
    I don’t know but it sure can pick lettuce.
  • Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
    Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
  • Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
    Because they come with birth certificates.
  • What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
    They both look good hanging from a tree.
  • Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
    My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.
  • Did you hear about Evel Knieval’s new motorcycle stunt?
    He’s going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.
  • What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
    Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won’t do.
  • Who were the three most famous women in black history?
    Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!
  • What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
    He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.
  • Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
    They’re going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
  • Why does Alabama have niggers and California have
    earthquakes?
    California got first pick.

Long Nigger Jokes

  • One day God decides he’s fed up with dumb world and kills everyone and starts over with cockroaches. He’s dividing up the good and bad and the faithful and the sinners, when he realizes there are too many niggers. So he makes a deal with Satan to take approximately half of the nigger load off his hands and the deal is done.
    Two weeks later God and Satan are having lunch and Satan asks: “How’s it going?”
    God puts face into his hands and says, “I don’t know what I was thinking. The niggers are running amok. The pearly gates have been stolen. They’re pulling the gold bricks out of the street and melting them down for teeth. Someone gave St. Peter a buckwheat. (That’s a low caliber bullet up the ass in case you were wondering.) The white girls have all been raped at least three times each. The angels won’t even come out of their houses, the clouds are all yellow because they piss just any place that suits them. And worst of all, THEY FOUND SOME WAY TO BRING THEIR FOOD STAMPS AND WIC VOUCHERS WITH THEM!!! I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
    The Devil rolls his eyes, grabs God and says, “You think you’ve got it bad? The stupid, lazy niggers down in Hell let the fucking fire go out!”
  • An Indian and two niggers were working on a bridge. The Indian fell off and died. When the cops came they asked the two niggers if they knew anything about the Indian. They both said, “no he was pretty quiet, and kept to himself. Then as the cops were leaving, one nigger says, “wait, I does remember something. I know he had two assholes.” Cop says, “two assholes? How do you know he had two assholes.” Nig says, “the Indian took us to lunch a few times at the corner store. The cashier would see us coming, and say, here comes the Indian with the two assholes.”
  • wo South African policemen were on foot patrol early one evening during a curfew when one of them saw an obviously agitated Niger pedaling furiously on a bicycle.
    Raising his pump action riot gun, the cop fired, killing the rider immediately.
    “Why did you do THAT?”, screamed his partner, “it’s only 6.45 and the curfew doesn’t start until 7.00!!”
    “Yeah”, said the shooter, “but I know where he lives and he wouldn’t have made it!”
  • When hunting deer in the south you can shoot a nigger on the last day of the season, if you have the right tag. This happened to a friend of mine. He hunted all day every day and never saw anything, it came down to the last day and was getting dark. He went over a rise and in the valley, and below he saw a Nigger sitting at a picnic table. It was eating chittlins, KFC, watermelon, and drinking a glass of vintage Mad Dog 20\20. He thought, “well it’s the last day and I haven’t seen a deer. I guess I’ll have to shoot this Nigger.” He put the cross-hairs on him and was just about to pull the trigger when he felt a tap on his shoulder. “What the hell ya doing?”, the person behind him said. He responded, “Well, I haven’t seen a deer and it’s the last day of season so I thought I’d shoot that nigger down there.” “Not off of my feeder your not!!!!”
  • Two niggers are on their honeymoon at a swanky beach-side resort.
    The bartender begins to notice that every night, all night, the nigress is sitting in the bar, eating pigs feet and drinking Hennessy. And all day, every day, the nigger is sitting out on the end of the pier, drinking malt liquor and fishing.
    The bartender gets curious about this, so one day as the nigger is walking toward the pier with his fishing pole, he stops the nigger and asks, “Hey, boy, aren’t you on your honeymoon with your wife?”
    “Yassuh”, says the nigger.
    “How come I see her in here eating all night long, and I see you out on the pier fishing all day long?” the bartender asks. “Why aren’t y’all up in your room having sex?”
    “Well suh,” the nigger replies, “She gots da gonorrhea.”
    “Oh!”, says the bartender. “Well, couldn’t you have oral sex?”
    “Nosuh, nosuh,” the nigger says, “She also gots da pyorrhea.”
    “Well then,” the bartender persists, “What about anal sex? Can’t you do that?”
    “Nosuh, nosuh,” says the nigger, “She also gots da diarrhea.”
    “Well, hell, boy”, the flummoxed bartender says, “If she’s got gonorrhea, pyorrhea, and diarrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?”
    “Well suh,” the nigger answers, smiling, “She also gots da worms, and I loves to fish!”
  • Two black garbage men were hauling a load of trash to the dump in their open-bed garbage truck when a huge windstorm started. Their load included of a lot of light stuff that started blowing out of the back of the truck. They decided that they’d better do something about it, so one of them climbed in to the back of the truck and lay down on top of the load to keep it from blowing away. A couple of white guys pulled into the traffic lane directly behind them and one of them said to the other, “Look! Somebody threw away a perfectly good nigger!”
  • Bush and nigger Obama were flying over the bayous of Louisiana. Down in the water, a white guy was pulling a nigger on ski’s behind his boat.
    Obama said, “Wow, it’s amazing how well white people and black people get along. It really goes to show how far America has come.”
    Bush replied, “Apparently you have never been alligator hunting before.”
  • A nigger walks into the doctor’s waiting room with a frog on its head.
    After a while, it’s the niggers turn and he walks into the doctor’s office.
    The doctor says, “what seems to be the problem?”
    Then the frog says, “Well, it actually started with this pimple on my ass..”
  • Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two niggers in hoodies arrived.
    St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here. I will be right back.”
    St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
    God says to Peter, “How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. Everyone is loved. Everyone is a brother. Go back and let them in!”
    St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
    He returns to God’s chambers and says, “Well, they’re gone.”
    “The guys wearing hoodies?” asked God.
    “No. The Pearly Gates.”
  • A white guy, an Asian and a nigger are on the observation deck of the Empire State Building. The White guy says to the nigger, “if you catch the wind just right, you can jump off of this building and float safely to the ground.” The nigger says, “Come on maing! You is bullshittin’ Dere’s no way anyones kins do dats.” “No”, said the white guy, “it’s absolutely true! I’ll prove it to you.” So the white guy jumps off the side, and sure enough, he floats safely to the ground. He came back up to the deck a few minutes later and said to the nigger, “See, I told you!” The nigger says, “Wow! Dats amazin’ an sheeit! I gots ta try me dat!” The nigger then climbed over the safety barrier and the jumped off the side. “SPLAT!!!” The nigger ended up as a red stain on the sidewalk below. The Asian guy then turned to the white guy and said, “I don’t know about you sometimes Superman!”
  • George W. Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.
    Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
    The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
  • When hurricane Sandy struck the East Coast, even houses of worship were not spared.
    A local television station interviewed a nigger woman from New Jersey and asked how the loss of churches in the area would affect their lives. Without hesitation, the woman replied, “I don’t know ’bout all those other people, but we ain’t gone to Churches in years. We gets our chicken from Popeye’s.”
  • A student played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running
    back, but a really poor student.
    At graduation, he didn’t have enough credits. But he was a great football
    star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him his
    diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed if Dwayne
    could answer one question correctly, he would give him his diploma.
    The one-question test was held in the auditorium and all the students
    packed the place. It was standing room only.
    The principal was on the stage and told him to come up. The principal had
    the diploma in his hand and said, “Dwayne, if you can answer this question
    correctly I’ll give you your diploma.”
    Dwayne said he was ready and the principal asked him the question, “Dwayne,”
    he said, “How much is three times seven?”
    Dwayne looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, pondering the
    question. The other students began chanting, “Graduate him anyway! Graduate
    him anyway!”
    Then, Dwayne held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. He said, “I
    think … I know the answer … Three times seven is twenty-one.”
    A hush fell over the auditorium, then all the students began another
    chant … “Give him another chance! … Give him another chance!”
  • A white kid and a little nigger are arguing about if God is black or white.
    The white kid then shouts to the sky, “God! Are you black or white?”
    God replies to them saying, “Well child, I am what I am.”
    The white kid says, “well that settles it. God is white.”
    The nigger replies asking, “How do you know?”
    The white kid then says, “If he was black he would’ve said I iz what I iz.”
  • The Reverend Al Sharpton stopped by a Sears store one day.
    In the appliance department he started complaining that all the washing machines were WHITE.
    The floor manager tried to calm Sharpton down by saying…
    “Yes, Reverend, indeed the washers are all white, but if you lift the lid and look inside, the agitators are BLACK.”

Mix Nigger Jokes

  • What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
    – It is a disaster if a ship with niggers sink.
    – It is a catastrophe if they have learned how to swim.
  • Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please”
    The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”
  • What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
    The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
  • Why can’t nigger women become nuns?
    Because they can’t get used to saying ‘superior’ after ‘Mother’.
  • What was missing from the Million Man March?
    About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
  • What’s the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
    You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
  • Memphis Police today reported finding a John Doe white male body in the Mississippi River.
    The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
    The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
  • Why doesn’t the Ku Klux Klan operate in New Orleans?
    The niggers are too wet to burn.
  • What have the Ku Klux Klan and anabolic steroids got in common?
    They both make niggers run like fuck!
  • What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
    Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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