This is a common situation and to prevent it, you need to keep love burning. One of the ways to do it is to send sexy quotes to the person you love. Dirty quotes give your relationship a little spice… whether it is already spiced up or requires a little nudge. Relationships, oftentimes, come to a point where nothing new is happening, couples get bored being together, there’s no rekindling of emotions and their feelings for each other has become less intense. Check out our collection of the best sex quotes for him and her. We’ve compiled a list of Top 65 dirty and funny phrases and sayings. Our list consists of two parts: the first part includes dirty phrases for him & her (with images) and the second part is a collection of popular quotes made by famous people.
Dirty And Sex Quotes For Him & Her
- Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
- Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
- Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.
- Lets make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
- WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.
- I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.
- We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
- In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.
- Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they’re not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or–such is the pleasure they experience–they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.
- Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
- Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!
- I get horny each time I see your beautiful eyes, seducing lips, and an amazing body. You are the only woman whom I will never get tired of loving.
- My passion for you is intoxicating. But I’d rather be burned with desire for you rather than live my life without experiencing these awesome emotions.
- You’re super hot! But not only your curves, eyes and lips make you so sexy. You exude sensuality the way you walk, the way you talk and the way to think.
- I didn’t like candies at all, but when I tasted your lips, I became addicted to sweets because your lips are the yummiest thing in the world!
- You look like a nymph. Your golden hair falls to the buttocks and you are beautiful in your nakedness. Your hair is the only clothes that you should wear. You’re beautiful.
- Endorphins make us happier. Both chocolate and sex help the body to release them. I don’t like sweets, but I need to be happy. Will you try another way with me?
- Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
- There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
- Ignoring all prejudices of caste, creed, class, color, sex, or race, a swami follows the precepts of human brotherhood. His goal is absolute unity with Spirit.
- It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
- Blake said that the body was the soul’s prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the ‘windows of the soul.’ When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experence.
- Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
- I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
- I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex.
Funny Sex Quotes
- Don’t have sex with the windows open. Love may be blind but the neighbors aren’t.
- It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.
- If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
- Evolution has programmed our brains to find two things particularly interesting, and therefore memorable: jokes and sex – and especially, it seems, jokes about sex.
- I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.
- Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
- I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
- Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
Dirty Quotes With Images
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
Be gentle with me. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!
Your lips are like honey and your hugs are warmer than the blanket. Your kisses are like wine, I want to get drunk.
I want to feel your scent, taste, and skin tonight and each night we are together.
I love the way you explore my body using your hands and the way you call me your girl.
Butterflies in the stomach? I don’t feel them because when you kiss me, I feel the whole zoo in my body.
You are an ideal woman! You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.
I am crazy about you! You are in my heart, in my soul and in my inappropriate thoughts.
I get horny each time I see your beautiful eyes, seducing lips, and an amazing body. You are the only woman whom I will never get tired of loving.
Sexuality is something you can’t acquire. A woman is either born with it or not. You are the embodiment of sensuality for me.
I get horny each time I see you and it’s your fault because you are extremely sexy!
I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take it off.
The way you look at me, the way you touch me, the way you tease me drives me crazy.
I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re at home in your bed and I am alone in my bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
When I look into your eyes, I feel euphoria, but when you kiss my neck, I taste the paradise.
Leave love notes all over my Your bite marks are the signs I want to get.
We are an ideal couple: a real gentleman and his nasty girl! Thanks for loving me unconditionally.
A fire inside me is burning brightly, kiss me and set me free from this thirst for your sweet lips.
I have a crush on your mind and on your heart, but your sexy body is a huge bonus!
The most productive thing I’ve done today is dreaming about you naked.
I hope you are enjoying your And I hope it is as sexy and beautiful as your lips.
I can fall madly in bed with you because you are so sexy, that you can’t be ignored.
I didn’t like candies at all, but when I tasted your lips, I became addicted to sweets because your lips are the yummiest thing in the world!
To have you in bed with me, hearing your breathing, feeling your hands and smelling the scent of your hair is a miracle for me.
You share with me all joys in life: love, affection, care, attention and the most awesome sex I’ve ever had.
There is only one thing in the world that was proved to wake me up better than coffee. It’s morning sex with you.
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