Funny Merry Christmas Jokes 2019 Xmas Jokes For Kids Dirty Christmas Jokes

If you looking on the internet a Merry Christmas Jokes 2019 latest Christmas Jokes and riddles Xmas 2019 jokes So, you come to the right place now a day shares with you an amazing funny Christmas Jokes 2019. Merry Christmas 2019 will arrive in order to make it memorable. We all want to have fun on this day. Hence, we have a variety of happy Christmas stories, which you can share with friends, relatives and everyone else to make you laugh. There’s no better day for anyone to laugh like hell than that. Don’t waste your time selecting some of the best Christmas jokes and sending them to their friends with Whatsapp, Facebook, and Instagram, etc. Let’s look at some funny jokes about Merry Christmas.

We also put the newest and brand new Christmas Jokes 2019 together for all of you to share these moments with rattles. Share laughter every now and then by cracking the Christmas Jokes. Whether on a lunch table, making fun with friends, along with parents, colleagues or anywhere with anyone, smile and make your eyes sticky with laughter, a wittiest Christmas 2019. Take the most awesome and funny Christmas jokes here and fill your and your life with gladness and giggles. The cold weather covered up the fog throughout the city and all of us from schools, offices, and government agencies are as fogging as they are. You can also check out the Merry Christmas Poems 2019.

Merry Christmas Jokes 2019

Without a smile and a laugh what this life would have been. Can’t portray what it was. Remember the day your best friend was absent from school for a little understanding and how boring the day was. And you would like that day never to happen again. Nobody needs such a day and Christmas is close so that we can begin to collect things for fun and laughter. And what better can be than Jokes of Christmas. You don’t have to wander for them because we have gathered a lot of Funny Christmas Jokes.


What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?

Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball!

Christmas Santa Jokes

Funny Jokes:-What should you do if you’ve nothing to do? What else could be better than this, with friends and family! Give your friends home, prepare the kitchen, and make the Funny Christmas Jokes humorous. Jokes can make the damn and serious person laugh, in whatever state he or she may be. For all of you, we also have amusing Christmas Quotes, sharable with everyone. The amount of irony and sarcasm in them bring folds in the belly.


What carol is heard in the dessert?
Camel ye fathful!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
Santa Pause!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it!

How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A B C D E F G…
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!

What did Mary Poppins want from Santa?

What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!

Wishing You Happy Holidays and A Merry Christmas 2019 from us.

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire,what would they name their child?

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Chris who?

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad
A pineapple!

Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until until all the birds have gone south for the winter!

Dirty Christmas Jokes

Jokes:-How much calm is outside the climate, and how cute is it? Don’t you find that you need a guy who can cuddle in this beautiful environment and have some magical moments? Yeah, send mates the same cravings and feel like having some awkward moments with you now. Share their fantasy with Dirty Christmas Jokes. The covetousness for romance can reach the summit. Call on your bae, get caught in the Dirty Noel Jokes and in the freezing weather, you could experience the golden moments.



What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
Their balls are just ornamental.

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?
When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Dreaming of a white Christmas?
Jingle my balls, baby.

Why does Santa go to strip clubs?
To visit all his ho ho ho’s.

Boy: Are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna merry you!
Girl: Are you Hall? Cause I wanna deck The Hall.


Christmas Jokes for Kids

Not only the adults but also the children enjoy Christmas jokes. A lot of Christmas Jokes for 2019 are popular for children that make children crazier and happier. The children can not, however, enjoy the festival with regard to jokes.


Merry Christmas Jokes 2019 for Crackers

Christmas is a good way to make your loved ones happy by making more joyful people make different stuff and Christmas witches. Weather witches are crystal clear in essence. This Christmas Jokes were designed to improve Jesus ‘ real joy without harming the festival’s religious feelings. Fun is only part of the celebration, though. Nobody or the festival is intended for enjoyable. There are also popular pictures of Christmas Jokes that should have an explosion in the crackers.

Merry Christmas Jokes 2019
Merry Christmas Jokes 2019
Merry Christmas Jokes 2019



Collect your Christmas Jokes according to your needs. Whether you want to have fun with friends or with your parents, or whether you want to share romantic moments with your significant ones, here you consider all things full of sarcasm and laughter. Get the Holiday laughs, the Christmas Laughs, the Christmas stories, Christmas jokes and almost everything in the Christmas cards, this Christmas Break is a memorable experience. If our 2019 collection of Christmas Jokes made you laugh then just share this site with your friends and relatives so you can share these lovely jokes and celebrate. And do not forget Christmas Clipart during the Decoration.


  1. Christmas is not a time nor season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and kindness, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

  2. I wish Santa brings you the gift of never ending happiness this Christmas! May you and your family be blessed abundantly. Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!

  3. Then we join together to open our Christmas crackers with their paper crowns and their little treats. Of course, no Christmas cracker would be complete without a cheesy, corny holiday joke inside.

  4. Keiner Daniel Gaona

    Why does Santa take presents to children around the world? Because the presents won’t take themselves!

  5. LOL! These are the kind of Christmas Crackers I need to get for our table! I’m going to do it this year (didn’t realize they existed until this post!) BTW number 4 in the first set ‘Crisp Kringle’ ..I laughed a little too much!

  6. santa pause! I was laughing my heads off

  7. how do you guys even come up with these jokes, or is everyone in your family naturally funny?

  8. good morning and Merry Christmas…while it is still early and quiet I am reading Christmas entries here on hubpages. I always love a smile…this is a collection I must add to my jokes file…love these. Thanks for sharing…and

    Sending Christmas Angels to you and yours. 🙂 ps

  9. Andrew Dybala Calel

    Yes, “Santa” is an anagram for Satan.

    Jesus was born during the time of the annual census. This happened immediately after the harvest. This would be late September or early October.

  10. Kenneth Davenport

    I had been reading some very serious Hubs today, and I’ll tell you: this was just what I needed! I loved your jokes , especially the closing poem! That was great.

    I bookmarked this Hub and will print so I can read your jokes around our table at Christmas.

    Voted it UP, etc.

  11. Thank you for the festive humor Jimmy!! I just might be reading your jokes to the family on Christmas Day:)

  12. These are perfect. Some I could tell to my neices and nephews, and a few to my cousins.


    Thumbs Up & More!!

    Write On!!

  13. Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

  14. Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said “I don’t know about you but I can smell carrots.”!

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